YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
I’ve never seen a zebra run that hard in my entire life
SEND THESE TO MY MUSE!
- ❤ - I wanna be your girlfriend/boyfriend
- ♋ - I wanna fuck you
- ❣ - I wanna go out with you
- ♡ - I think you're cute
- ✌ - I think you're awesome
- ☠ - I think you're crazy
- ✘ - I don't like you
- ☢ - I hate you
- ★ - I think you're funny
- ツ - I wish we could be friends
- ∞ - I wanna marry you
- ✿ - I stalk you
- 웃 - do me a baby!
- ✆- Call Me
- ✉- Write Me
- ✵- I Likes You
- ✲- (insert poop joke here)
- ✳- Be Mine
- ❣- I want to be with you forever
- ❂- Your atomic!
- ➑- Your lucky!
- ♛- I, I will be king
- ♚- And you, you will be queen
- ☣- I hope you catch leprosy
- ❧ - I'm going to punch you in your privates
- ❦- I want to kick your face
- ☾- Let's make out
- ☽- I want to feel you up
- ✖- Let's start a war
- ₪ - Let's start a nuclear war
- ♔- I wish you were a porpoise
- ♕- I will tapdance on your grave when your dead
- ✍- [insert your own comment here]
- Add the Topic Please
THAT POST WAS FOR ROLEPLAYERS NOT NON ROLEPLAYERS UGH
Okay so I’ve been away for a while and I don’t know where the fuck my friends are but anyway I’d really like it if you follow me, or reblog this. Liking sucks, don’t like. Just reblog, okay? Here’s a list why you should do it
- i’m cuddly
- i’m friendly
- i want friends, you want friends = problem solved??
- i like boys and girls
- i like tall boys like kris though but also i like tiny girls
- i’m pretty dumb so with me you’d feel smart
- i talk a LOT and at some point you maybe need to shut me up
- with your lips
- wink wink
- reblog/follow thanks
only for roleplayers so yea thanks!!
yo what’s up
Can you help the helpless?
I’ve been around for a while but I abandoned my account for a while, and now i’m just kind of lost with my friends. I don’t know who is who. I’d like to have some new friends as well. Please reblog this, and this is only for roleplayers.Semi-literate, straight, single
Basically, I’d like to have more and new people to talk to. I’m not picky as long as the conversation keeps going on! I’m pretty much literate, or I try to be, but sometimes it slips more than a lot. I’m really affectionate and I like skinship. I don’t know if you do anything with my sexuality, but i’m bisexual.
If you just follow me and drop to my askbox or something, I will sit on your lap and I’ll be your little kitty. I might even purr.literate/depends how you talk to me, K18
let’s try this again
- please reblog/like this
- i really want friends, because i’m talkative person who whines a lot when i’m alone.
- believe or not, i’m literate, or semi-literate.
- well basically i write like you write but in a bit more calmer manner
- para? yes, please.
- i’m a drug dealer really so if your butt is hurt (for having too much anal sex) just give me a call and i’ll help you with that.
- i’m actually pretty funny.
- i follow everyone who reblogs/likes this
- yes that’s pretty much it
- humor is attractive you know
- also i’m bisexual so girls look what do we have here